In case you were wondering

More than a few times I have heard that I don't say anything nice about Dan. On the contrary, I think I paint a very realistic picture of Dan and its not always negative even if that is my approach more often than not. I think its funnier. Anyway here is a list of nice things about Dan. I figured if I wrote it I wouldn't ever have to say it again. This list is in no particular order nor can it be used in a court of law. Let's begin.

1. Dan is hilarious. I don't think a day has passed in the last 10 years that I have not burst into uncontrollable laughter at something he said or did. Even in the middle of an intense argument he has the ability to make up a word or do something unplanned and goofy.

2. Dan is handy. I just give him a problem and he can fix it. It doesn't matter if he has any experience in the area at all, he always comes up with something.

3. Dan is picky. He never settles. He knows what he wants and doesn't care if it will take him eons to pay off. The man likes quality.

4.Dan can cook. Not just grilled cheese or something, though his grilled cheeses are not to be ignored. He can cook anything he wants and it always comes out fantastic. I am living proof that the man can throw down in the kitchen.

5. He is a good at stress. That seems like a given knowing what he does for a living, but it is a gift. He can go into the worst of situations with a cool head and take over. So if he ever comes to your door don't get in his way. He knows what he is doing.

6. He is an awesome daddy. He love his kids. He is a big ol' clown when they are around. He is the fun guy who lets them eat crap and watch tv and they love every minute of it.

There is more to him than 6 points, but you get the drift. I can't compliment him too much or else I'd have to start another list titled "delusions Dan has about himself". So there, that was nice. Don't we all feel warm and fuzzy now? I feel some mild nausea...